You got some messages, lad. You can also send your own! (Viewed message info doesn't save)

So basically, this is just a repository of random messages submitted by random players. It's not a live chat or anything. It's literally just a void you can scream into anonymously. This game is also equipped with Smart Look Through A Table To Make Sure There Aren't Any Repeat Messages Until They've All Been Viewed(TM) technology, so fresh memes are ensured at least until the processed letters count is more than the total letter count. And for those of you who are spamming random garbage, yes-I am reading all of it.

Update: Improved system to abide by discard rate limits