Are you ready to become the biggest noob ever? Mega Noob Simulator is the perfect game for you! Start off by smashing bacon hairs to gain muscle and strength and grow in size. You can buy upgrades to deal more damage and defeat Boss Bacon and his minions. If you're looking for some extra challenge, you can also fight other noobs in the PVP arena to see who's the strongest noob. And don't forget, there's a special offer going on right now - you can get x2 Boss Tokens (ends 5/15). So what are you waiting for? Join the world of Mega Noob Simulator and become the strongest noob ever!