Note: no jokes about the number of this level are allowed. This article, as well as the information in it, is very important for travelers. Don't act like a twelve-year-old. Thank you.

This level is an endless highway with high weathered concrete walls on the sides. It seems to have been abandoned long ago; the highway is almost devoid of vehicles or any signs of civilization, except for the fact that it is a highway. Your vision will be very limited due to the strange fog/mirage that surrounds you. Except under special circumstances, the only light you will encounter here will be the light that you emit yourself.

DO NOT GET OUT OF THE CAR. Your car is the safest place you could be on Level 69. In fact, this is probably the only safe place on the level. Machines are the only place where you will be free of entities and fog. Leaving her is risky and dangerous.

The exit is at the end of the road - it will be a tunnel that you need to enter to leave the level.